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So let me get this straight @handybethany. When you decided to realize my lifelong dream of picking pumpkin, did you know that you’d be pulling the rug out from me mere moments later? Did you decide before or after you crafted this cruel joke to rub my nose in it with positively leaning emoji? If you don’t want to take me pumpkin picking, I get it. It’s a strange request. But please don’t get my hopes up like that. This is an important issue to me so I have decided to settle it in public, here on Instagram. Thank you for your time.